Ever want that perfect evil laugh? Well, you're in luck! By following the directions below, you will be able to impress almost anyone with your new sickeningly evil chuckle of horror.
Step one!
First and foremost, work yourself into an evil mood. A good method of doing this is to ruminate on evil plots, people you hate, or pet peeves. Your younger siblings will work alright as well.
Step Two!
Decide whether you want a high-pitched laugh or a low laugh. If you chose to do a low-pitched laugh and you are capable of adding an echo effect, do so. A higher pitched laugh will tend to sound hysterical, so take that option only if you can take on a crazed sort of manic expression.
Step Three!
Cock one eyebrow high, while dipping the other low, all the while grinning unpleasantly with a malevolent "I know something you don't!" or the always-effective "Revenge will soon be mine!" expression on your face.
Step Four!
Execute your laugh, whether it's the "muhahahaha" or "hehehehehehehehe" one. If laughing "muhahaha" style, do it from the throat. If you can't decide which one to do, try a deranged giggle.
Step Five!
Accentuate your crazy laugh with insane gesticulations; you can throw your arms in the air, form your hands into claws (See the "Tips" section), or repeatedly stab the air with your index finger. An alternative is to bring your fists close to your chest with your elbows at your sides while slightly crouching forward. Combined with dark clothes and/or backlighting as well as the deep-styled laugh, this can create a much more ominous effect.
Step Six!
If you opt for a more subtle approach, tap your fingers against each other like Mr. Burns on The Simpsons. Excellent! You can also rub your hands together for the extra effect, but this is best used while hunched over with a cruel smirk on your face.
Tips
* Think of the Joker's laugh in Batman: The Animated Series.
* Learn to control a tic under one of your eyes, and set it off just after you've finished your laughing.
* With your palms up, flex your fingers backwards while curling their tips forwards; this will achieve a rather worrisome 'claw' effect that tends to accentuate your evil appearance.
Warnings
* Don't actually do anything evil, because it will probably result in being sent to jail, where the guards are never impressed by maniacal laughing capabilities. This will only increase your time behind bars.
* It's not really recommended that you try this in public, unless it's really appropriate or you're really brave.
